my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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