the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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