we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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