Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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