dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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