i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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