I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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