Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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