Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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