Buhtt sex?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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