we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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