During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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