You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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