She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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