And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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