I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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