sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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