This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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