somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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