Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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