I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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