He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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