Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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