You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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