in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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