i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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