porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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