What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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