btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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