She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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