If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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