just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my shit smells like andre
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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