bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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