So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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