I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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