Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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