im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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