3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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