It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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