Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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