Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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