So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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