He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he thought i was a dude.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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