So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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