Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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