dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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