no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Rumble strips road head = magical
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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