He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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