Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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