left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it's like heaven, but drunker
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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