..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
smell my finger.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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