Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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