So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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