Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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