Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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