Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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