who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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