we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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