I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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